Dog Pile

Can you tell there is 2 dogs in that pile? 2.

When I am out of finals Ill tell you all, but hear me: my life is freakin' weirs.

Crazy One-eyed Vietnam Vets Fighting on the Orange Line

I had my long night in class today. After class I met up with the few people I consider my friends in law school in front of a 7-11 and discussed going out after friday (our last day of classes!!!) for some drinks, and then I proceed to the train with one of my classmates, who happens to be someone I went to high school with.

On the train we bumped into someone we both went to highschool and had a long uncomfortable chat. I was never friends with the kid, but is a perfectly nice person. The ride was ackward. So my friend from law school/high school said afer he was off the train that he had no clue who he was, and i told him about my knowing him but not being friends with him. Which led us to discuss how there are many people in our classes we don't really like, but for no good reason.

We discussed this until a one eyed Vietnam vet told me to "shut up" beacuase I "talk to much shit". He did this a number of times until my travel companion said "thats enough". The vet said (an I swear on my soul this is a true story, as crazy as it sounds) "you don't like it? stand up and fight." The man proceeded to standup (wobbling becuase he was obviosuly drunk/crzy) and try to get him to fight. "Sir, Im not going to fight you." we continued to ignore him, until he told me to pick up trash "sir, thats not hers, shes not picking it up."

In highschool, I learned to ignore the crazies on the T. I had a bad experience where I had tried the slow words and keep your voice down technique that they tell you works. Let me tell you, it doesn't. Bad things happened on that ride, all the slow talking and low voices in the world would have help 9and neither did the 30 some odd other passengers). My companion was using slow words at a low tone. Me? I have no patience for such things anymore.So after he said "sir, thats not hers, shes not picking it up" and crazy followed up with "i said you pick that up" I responded, for the first time to the man. I said, loud, fast and angry "I am not picking that trash up" and crazy said "I don't care, pick it up." Like I siad, I am done: "I do not care if you do not care, I am not picking it up." He told me to shut up, but he left alone.

So we almost fought a one-eyed crazy vietnam vet on the orange line on the way home from law school.

Finals are crazy - apparently for the whole wide world.

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!

Turducken for your enjoyment.

i tried

I tried to quit my job, but i failed. I gave my two weeks notice, because it just was not for me. My manager told me no. So I still work at Chili's.

Wait, what how does that work? Well, apparently I am a really good waitress and she doesn't want me to leave, so she gave me whatever I wanted, which was just sunday work.

Why just Sunday? Becuase I have more time for work, and occassionally, VERY occassionally I can go out and see people.

My 5 year reunion is Sunday.

Thirteen of my favorite Brad Paisley songs(I feel this is fair as I can honestly say there is no BP song I don't like on all his albums):
1. Bigger Fish to Fry
2. Ticks
3. All I Wan't was a Car
4. Alcohol
5. Waitin' on a Woman
6. I'll Take You Back
7. You Need a Man Around Here
8. Out in a Parkin' Lot
9. Cornography
10. Whiskey Lullaby
11. She's Everything
12. The World
13. Little Moments

Ok, I am missing like a million songs I want on that list. I really only included songs from the last 3 albums (except for Whiskey Lullaby)to cut down on choices.

I suck

I know, but I am coming up on finals, so my posts have and will suck. Please, until I don't suck, enjoy these videos, that definately don't suck.

I will keep up with the idiotic story of the day, but my posts may be small, or few. That will change in Dec.

Paramore:


Brad Paisley:


Go buy Riot and 5th Gear and then thank me.

Suckers: envirolet - in hot pink

you can get a waterless toilet in HOT PINK for just an extra $99.00 tacked on to the already LOW, low price of $2,205.00. It composts your poop. Sign me up.

Hot freakin' pink.

They claim it doesn't smell? Do you believe them? Ick how would you clean it? How do you flush? Gross.

Like the New Place?

I have a domain now. Enjoy the new address.

www. passmeadietcoke.com

Exciting, No?

Its like an Epidemic!

What is going on???? A german man on trial for flashing STRIPPED during the procedings! Maybe it was Pervy Naked Man's German cousin. You would think PNM would have told coz how badly it went at his own trial.

The Hardest Part: Revisisted

A while back I wrote a post about the hardest part of law school being the extra work you force yourself to do. I was wrong.

At least in the first year, the hardest part is missing your friends. My life is school work, and work. I can barely stand up on Mondays, I am literally limping from 30 hours of standing in 2 and a half days, and then I am nose deep in my books Monday afternoon through Friday until about noon. I did not quit my job fast enough. I am too far behind to catch up. At least now I can keep up, but I can't catch up from before.

This doesn't leave much time or energy for my friends, my family, my grandmother, and Chris. I live with Chris. I live with Chris and we barely see each other. Its stupid.

My friends I haven't seen in weeks. I keep trying to make plans, but I can't keep them. I feel like the biggest jerk ever. I am trying my hardest, but its just not working.

Chilly Willy

At work one of the waitresses was complaining because when she woke up her house was 66 degrees. Apparently she could see her breath.

Life's hard dude.

I gotta go, we can't afford to turn the heat above 50 degrees and my fingers are so cold they hurt. But she has my sympathy. I'm sure she did see her breath.

Unbelievable News of the Day: In the Gap

When I worked at the Gap, this happened to us, only our guy got away. True Story. He stole a rack (A FREAKIN' RACK!!!) of leather coats, ran out the door and hopped on the bus. Our manager hopped on a dofferent bus ("Follow that Bus!!!") becuase he was dumb.

This guys was not so lucky. Note to self, when Robbing Family Dollar - use a car.

Holiday Gift Idea: New york City Pass

Each week I am going to talk about one (or 2) cool present ideas for the upcoming holidays. If you have an idea please email me.
New York City Pass:
Christmas in New York is the basis for many a sappy love story or heart warming Christmas tale. This year, do it for half price with the New York CityPass. Each pass has a ticket to The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the new Greek and Roman galleries, Museum of Modern Art (MoMA), Guggenheim Museum and the American Museum of Natural History. As well as s trip to to the Empire State Building Observatory and tour of the Manhattan skyline from the water aboard a Circle Line Sightseeing Cruise, along with a map, and public transportation information ( a must unless you a gazillionaire, and then you really don’t need a half price pass do you). Pretty much your whole trip is planned out for you, and you got it at half the cost. (You know me, broke and cheap, always the bargain hunter.)
A New York CityPass is $65 for adults (compared to $130 price if the tickets were purchased separately), and $49 for youths 12-17 (a value of $89.50.) This is what I want for Christmas kids – KEEP THAT IN MIND.

I have been to New York an number of times (each one dawning my Red Sox hat and sweatshirt (yes, I am crazy – crazy supportive of my Sox) but I have never been to the top of the Empire State Building. I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE the natural history museum and the Met, so pretty much those plus the Cruise is worth the price of the booklet, forget all the other good stuff.

Beer 911

A 35 (35?!?! Shouldn't you know better?) year old man was arrested in CT for calling 911 - for more Beer.

I get it, that can be an emergency. He was just trying to avoid drunk driving. True Story.

By the by, remeber the Pervy Superhero Naked Man, well he just lost his appeal. Apparently you can't show up to court naked.

The Mist

When I was 12 I read Stephan King’s short story, The Mist and I had nightmares for weeks. I read them all, his full length novels, his short stories, all the movies and The Mist really scared me. It had the same effect on me as The Birds and Session 9. What really scares me, other than dolls of course, is the idea of natural horror. Nature is the beast we can never tame, only think we can, and if she fights back we don’t stand a chance. (“Session 9?” you say, “How is that nature?” It’s the idea of a natural force within the human mind that can break)
The idea that a mist decimates a town, just knocking out all communication and life. How do you fight fog? How do you run if mother nature wants you dead? How do you fight back? You don’t.

I always loved the Shining because of Nicholson’s portrayal but nothing scared me like the Mist. Every “Fog” movie that came out recently I ran to go see, in hopes that it would be the Mist. So when I saw the trailor for this movie, I screamed, and then Chris came running in to see if I was ok, and then he was a little mad that I scared him over being excited about a horror movie. Even so, I cannot wait until this comes out. I will be there.

How do you fight mother nature. The Mist by Stephen King